kidthecynic

It was a beautiful, sunny day in ponyville, the kind that made even the staunchest introvert want to go outside to frolic with the flowers. In the sweet apple acres, the speeding pegasus known as Rainbow Dash flew through the dozens of trees. Once she felt she had reached the proper momentum, she delivered a massive kick to one of the trees. The tree gave in and let loose a large flurry of apples. Rainbow Dash swooped down in an attempt to catch the falling fruitful, but many fell to the ground, being horribly bruised. Rarity stepped in just to witness this. "Oh Rainbow Dash" she said stroking her luxurious purple mane "Must you be so careles

"Those chicken wings were really good!" "Fair enough, but I was more partial to the sweet potatoes myself." Velma adjusted her glasses, stroking her bloated belly. "Yeah well, it was all pretty good Velma." Daphne and Velma had just finished a massive and mysterious feast they found in a trap door. They didn't bother to question where it came from or how it was so fresh, considering how hungry they were. Daphne rubbed her belly. "Mmm, I could not eat another bite." Daphne let out a medium sized belch. Velma chuckled at this. "I'll have what she's having." Velma promptly burped as well. Daphne's stomach groaned and she let another burp go. Vel

Helen stretched herself upon the ceiling to avoid eyesight with syndrome's guards. As soon as they faced opposite to her, she contracted herself and landed cat-like on the floor. A circular door closed behind the guards as they walked past the crevice. Sure she was safe, Helen unfortunately walked past a mirror, where she noticed firsthand  how big her butt was. The tightness of the uniform only accentuated how round and massive her posterior was. She placed a hand on it and sighed. She noticed a small pressure within her belly that slightly ached. Suddenly, the same door opened and another faceless guard walked through. Thinking fast, Helen

"GUESS WHERE WE JUST WENT!" Honey screamed through out her house "THATS RIGHT, BURRITO-KING!" Gogo and Honey walked through the front door of the latters house. "Jeez Lemon, you don't have to scream do you?" "Sorry Gogo, I'm just so freaking happy. We haven't chilled in since forever!" "There's no one here is there?" "MAMA!? PAPA!? Nope, just us." "Okay great, I want to hang alone with you girl!" Honey giggled adorably and skipped to the kitchen. Gogo followed with her usual cool strut. Burrito-King bag in hand, Honey splayed two paper wrapped goodies onto the kitchen counter. She picked one up and tossed it to Gogo, who of course flawlessly

Shoes on, laces tied, sweatshirt on, strings tightened, sweatpants on, waist tightened. Beatrice cracked her knuckles and stretched herself out in preparation for what she was about to do. Beatrice exhaled deeply. "Oh god what am I doing" Escaped her lips. Beatrice spent the next few minutes fetching some choice products from her pantry. It had been almost two days since her humiliating defeat to her daughter in that farting contest and little else occupied Beatrice's mind. When she re entered the kitchen, the food she had retrieved was splayed over the counter. Baked beans, chopped broccoli, canned chili, everything necessary to turn even th